Your momma…..?
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-Yo momma’s so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
-Yo momma’s so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
-Yo momma’s so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
-Yo momma’s so poor she married young just to get the rice
-Yo momma’s so dumb she fell up the stairs
-Yo momma’s so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
-Yo momma’s so dumb she invented a silent car alarm
-Yo momma’s so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
-Yo momma’s so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Tauros
-Yo momma’s so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
-Yo momma’s so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
-Yo momma’s is twice the man you are
-Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo momma’s so poor she live in a flip flop
-Yo momma’s so big she whistles bass
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That Yo momma too…
whos yo mama
DID U SAY THAT TO ME?lol thx 4 sharing NICE 1
Thank You!! Copy and Paste!! @80) hush about my smiley
(really did copy it)
If you put all this effort toward school and not crap like this you would be much better off in the future.
funny
Yo momma wears combat boots
Your mama’s such a ho, she’s got more friends on myspace than Tom
what a good way to wake up! with your mamma!
ok?
Sounds like you have a problem with yo mamma.
BITE ME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MOMMA AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
so old….its placed in the wrong category anyway…its not even a question.
What are the answers supposed to say? you didnt say anything but anyway
-yo momma’s so black she went to night school and they marked her absent
-yo momma’s so fat she was baptised in Sea World
-yo momma’s so fat…. we’re in her right now!
-yo momma’s so skinny to play hide n’ go seek, she just turns sideways!
This one was hilarious. Bloody Hell
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo mommas so poor she live in a flip flop
Yo momma is sooooo fat when she sits down in a movie theater she sits next to eeeeverybody.
Yo momma is sooooo old she got Moses’ beeper number.
Yo momma is soooooo fat that she broke the family tree.
Yo momma is sooooo dumb that she took a spoon during the super bowl.
LOLOL awesome
Your Momma’s so fat, she wears an A,B,C,D,E,F,G-String!
Your Momma’s so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody!
Your Momma’s so fat, she fills the tub and THEN turns the water on!
Your Momma’s so fat, a Doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 12 years to live!
Oh well….
Post-Mother’s Day stress. Some of us have those.
Your momma’s so old, she knew The Flintstones when they were New Kids in Bedrock.
Your momma’s so dumb, she went to a fruit stand looking for Daryl Strawberry.
Your parent’s so poor, they got married for the rice.
Your momma’s breath is so bad, when she talks, you can see the words come out.
Yo mama is so fat when she passed my TV,I missed 2 episodes!
Yeah those are just weak and lame sorry.