What goes on in those bass tournaments?
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Is this true?
Maxine says it separates the men who can’t fish from
the boys who can’t fish.
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Well, Maxine is wrong. It separates the men from their wives, so they can drink beer, fish and be free of nagging for a whole day.
Plus, the bikini girls who drive around in boats and sell themselves to contestants are mighty fun.
At night, all the guys dance naked around a fire in a homo-erotic tribute to fishing.
Sorry, Maxine. You asked.
Maxine? Must be an expert on what men do since the character is a woman.
If we wanted wives to know we would tell you.
I’ll ask my nephew and get back with you on this ?
He participates in many tournaments and does well but he may not give me a true answer. You know the old saying…..What happens at a bass tournament stays at the bass tournament ::-)
I could tell you, but then, it wouldn’t be a secret.
Why don’t you go with me, to the next one ?
If you don’t know how to “put your bait out”, I’ll be happy to help you,,,,,,,,he he he he
I used to fish them a lot. If you are serious enough to pay an entry fee, you are fishing and that is it. By the way, every tournament I have fished checks you boat to make sure there is no alcohol. It is against the rules.
She may be right because Maxine cartoons are written by a man, John Wagner, who got his inspiration from listening to his mother and her friends. This Q is ripe for some “fish stories’ Ha.
They fish and enjoy the peace and quiet. I can catch fish.
The same thing that happens at our lodge gatherings, we watch stag movies and drink cheap beer.
Maxine is a very wise woman. I’m not sure exactly happens in bass tournaments, but I hear there is something fishy is going on.